"That night in your arms I fell into the trap.
Cazaste the apprentice seducer." José José
The same God threatened the Israelites with the obligation to eat humans if they dared to disobey its laws.
Being a cannibal is not a chosen condition, easier to take far less fun. Beyond the difficulty of hunting down prey, the problems of high cholesterol, obesity and even a predisposition to diabetes mellitus are just some of the concerns with which a cannibal either have to deal every day.
Many imagine that the life of a cannibal when not sitting at the table can be as normal. Nothing could be farther from reality. A cannibal was up in the morning and has to get into an office full of colleagues who are, in fact, its potential dinner on Thursday night. Can you imagine a day at your office manager if instead they had a steaming pizza sitting next to him was a fillet of 83 kg typing on the computer?
Francisco X. When I met, who his closest friends knew him as Taco (no Paco), waiting for me in a secluded corner of his room. His body, cadaver, hinted that the boy took several days eating only liquids, namely, urine and human blood.
"Choosing to vegetarianism was a difficult decision," he said. "Not only I took since the attainment of my food diary was severely questioned by the authorities of my community, but rather by considerations about my physical condition. "
One day he returned from the laboratory with the results of blood chemistry of 23 items under the arm, in an envelope. When your doctor take the face with which the doctor examined the document told him that something was wrong. The young cannibal was on the verge of atherosclerosis. His cholesterol and uric acid were through the roof. "And it was understandable," he said Europeans are not vampires can walk selecting victims more slender and well fed. In Central America The thing is more complicated. "We know that good nutrition of a cannibal depends not only him but also to the eating habits of their victims.
That same day, at nightfall, after a pozole refined leg, decided to convert to vegetarianism.
saving a break, dear reader, to reflect on the consequences of food choices for the young Taco, was more of an existential decision.
(Pause textual)
That yes ... That's not ... That, perhaps ... Hum, that's definitely an interesting point for reflection.
Excellent. Thanks for the exercise, dear reader.
now publish for the first time, a fragment of the new diet Francisco boasts proudly on your refrigerator, not without irony attached two magnets in the shape of the femur and BBQ ribs, respectively.
- Palmitas to the plate.
- Plants scrambled with mushrooms.
- Stem (cerebral) in marinade.
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