When your form of government does not meet the minimum requirements to be considered a successful period of government or, worse, to be considered a proper government recurs, we must look for new ways to pass into the annals of history with a certain decorum or at least without an adjective humiliating always placed before your name.
In a city size of the Federal District, to get the job of head of government go down in history requires a company the size of the second floor or peripheral fat waist Encinas.
Ebrard has brought the book festival and Guinness brands, has stretched the budget for the Metrobus to the absolute limits, has tried to impose fashion to move your head as a puppy taxi board while lecturing and placed bicycle near his home to feel that living in Amsterdam (in fact, I think he lives in Amsterdam street.) But if you really intended to become a candidate for president, he needs to do more.
With intensive studies conducted for much of his team, it was, in unison, two important conclusions on the degree of "very". Namely, the need to continue doing meaningful things that appear in the newspaper and, moreover, that he has finished the budget for them.
A team member, also in charge of makeup for magazine photo shoots "Who" and choose the portfolio of defense czar goggles, had a brilliant idea. "Let us make changes in subway stations," he said, then sat down to wait for them to finish laughing those present at the emergency meeting. When silence was restored in the room, interrupted here back and sighs that pursue the laughter, he continued: "I do not mean real change ... how to explain? Cambiémosle just the name!"
Then they get to work and since that day, little by little have changed some. They started with a couple:
"Metro Ethiopia" was renamed "Metro Plaza Transparency." Why refer to black if you can better evoke the diafandad?
"Viveros Metro changed its name to" Metro Human Rights ", as more and more people and fewer plants.
The research team of this blog obtained, thanks to corruption Some sources prefer to remain anonymous, the list of changes in the names of the stations will gradually in the near future. Here are those names illustrated with icons that the design team speculates that this blog might look like real. We also added a hypothetical argument and briefly explains the name found on the list.
Before: Metro Garibaldi. Considering
ethyl excesses perpetrated every day by locals and visitors, it is believed that this change will be a good way to raise awareness and change the collective unconscious subliminally.
Before: Metro Balderas.
The cause of change is a terrible event happened last year in the platforms of this station. The design team saw no need to modify the icon.
Before: Metro Salto del Agua.
Scholars Ebrard team are always one step ahead. In short, the colony will no longer receive water service.
Before: Metro Rosario.
have to adapt to the spiritual needs of the population. It is no coincidence that Hidalgo and Fox have won their respective battles using religion as a standard icon the time that was more in vogue. Things have changed in Mexico City in recent church crisis and the proliferation of drug trafficking.
Before: Metro Insurgentes.
The meeting point of the "urban tribes" and pulpit minor movement leaders fail to earn the Zocalo.
Before: Metro Nativitas.
The proliferation of temporary hotels and prostitutes operating in the neighborhood has grown to become the most emblematic tradition of this district.
Before: Oceania. It is simply
to anticipate what we already know, namely that the Australian continent is about to become the new Atlantis due to impending climate change and its consequences.
Before: Polanco.
If you want to win an election, it must be the Jews and the Lebanese happy.
Before: Refinery.
Let's face it, they start building a modern refinery Pemex, the employees of Shell, Chevron, Petrobras and BP will be eating our panuchos.
Before: Tepito.
team research of this blog believes that this name is not official, but it is a pirated copy. Not to put much attention.
Before: Tlatelolco.
In memory of His Excellency Gustavo Diaz Ordaz.
Before: University.
The safest and fastest way to get banned substances is off at this station. Why hide it? Live the University! We
pending further changes.
