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APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO LEAVE FOR THE NIGHT WITH FRIENDS :-)

APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO LEAVE FOR THE NIGHT WITH FRIENDS Name of husband: I request permission from the competent authority to go out with my friends during the following period: Time LIMIT: Date: Time of departure: Time of return: In case of permission, I promise on my honor to go only to places and times listed below also indicated. I promise not to flirt with any woman. In fact not address you any woman except for those indicated below. No switching off my mobile phone under any circumstances. Consume the amount of alcohol allowed and in case of risk to overcome the first call a taxi and then to you to request relevant additional permission. Accept that even getting the permission, my wife reserves the right not to speak to me and make my life impossible during the following week. Alcohol allowed (units): Points allowed: Women with which it is allowed to speak (eg, waitress): IMPORTANT - TOP-LESS CLAUSE: Notwithstanding the female contact permitted above, is absolutely forbidden to do with a naked woman or top-les . A violation of this clause justify immediate revocation of this and subsequent authorizations. I am aware of who wears the pants at home and I agree it's not me. I understand and assume the risk of non-compliance to the agreement, it could translate into a fortune on flowers and gifts varied. In that case, the wife grantor reserves the right to use my credit card at will. Additionally promise her to a concert / theater of your choice if I am delayed more than a minute over the arrival time indicated. When I arrived home, I promise not to urinate more than in the bathroom and take care not to wake me and miss you my fetid breath on his neck. I do not behave like a "bloody drunk." I declare that, in my humble opinion (not comparable with that of my wife), all data in this application are true signature of the Husband: Request: APPROVED DENIED This decision is irrevocable. If approved, cut permission by the dotted line and take him everywhere. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Permit for my husband's night out during the period: Date: Check Out: Check in: Signature of Wife: APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO LEAVE THE DAY OR NIGHT WITH FRIENDS Name of husband: YOU NOTICE THAT I'M WITH FRIENDS . Any problem? Name and signature of spouse: _______________________________ PD 1 .- If you do not arrive on time for dinner, you give the kids a snack, pick up the dishes and turn off the lights. PD 2 .- Do not be screwing around on the phone, if no answer is because I turned it off. If I have a problem or not I reach for the account I'm talking about. OK?

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Vegan-horror Risk beyond mere fright.

There are many types of monsters as types of fear. Are you afraid of the dead? There are zombies and ghosts. Are the horses? There are centaurs. Do bats? There are vampires. Do great things, the hairy, microscopic things, the sea? Finally, there is one for each phobia.

After weeks of burying his face in medieval bestiary, catalogs the horror, science fiction novels, textbooks of the SEP, tales of Poe and Lovecraft, Series B movies on VHS Slashers, Channel 40 news and especially after living zombie era in which we are all hopelessly stuck, I have concluded that the horror, the grotesque, morbid, macabre and alienating not only frightening, but it is contagious.

me explain.

Some monsters, magnificent, the meticulously designed, frightened by his mere presence. However, most have to be there and also issue some cry, some guttural sound or even threaten with claws, fangs or chainsaws to scare truth. Naturally, after seeing the "Pikolín" Palacios, Jesus Ochoa, Carstens or Chupitos, we have learned to live with horrible. No one is afraid and Dracula for being there. You must open arms, and teach a move against the fangs. Chucky is not scary until the knife goes in hand to cut the Achilles tendon to begin the slaughter.

fundamental part of the anatomy of the shock is to put the right face at the right time. Opening the mouth excessively, twist, peel their eyes or teeth, scream and ruffle leather itself are just some of the faces to which they refer. Here

contagion theory: a subject to want to scare a subject B. The subject A, suddenly and without warning, he opens his mouth and eyes wide and cries (usually the syllables "Agh", "Bu" or "Ua") with ancient pain from the diaphragm. Then the subject B is frightened and, behold, the discovery, tends to mimic the behavior of the individual A, that is, open your mouth and eyes wide and yells back also.

The ugliness, horror and abnormality as a method used by the subject A to subject B to scare are immediately Subject infected B. If a subject C walked through the door at the precise time of the event, probably scared by the subject both as the subject B. And, incidentally, probably would also be instantly infected.

Note that the contagion theory does not take into account the physical characteristics of the individual subject A or B. Of course, neither of C. My thesis (which finds its exception in the already mentioned magnificent monsters that frightened by the mere presence) concludes that what scares secondary is not the monster, but his attitude violent, horrific or just awful. Here are some examples

graphics. MONSTERS

SCARED (Subject "A"):







SCARED PEOPLE (subject "B")





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course, always possible to find a specimen that mistake, by their very presence, the cause (scare) the effect (being scared). Unsolvable dilemma that does not leave us no choice to classify it as "unclassifiable" or, more elegantly, as sui generis .

Philip B Shampoo Toronto