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85 to 99 percent of the map the human genome has been deciphered. More than 3 billion letters of DNA code, as it more or less understandable and obscure references to Sherlock Holmes have been ordered for interpretation.

But how far we are to understand human heredity in terms of genes. Yeah, okay, my sister has blue eyes because my grandfather had them well (although that still does not explain the black color of my eyes), but there are other natures most diverse things that we inherited from our parents, following a method that nature by euphemism and find no other term less inadequate, call random. Assuming you can find a method on chance.

already said James Jeans (Nobel Prize for physics), "the universe, from the quantum perspective, begins to look more like a great thought than a great machine. "And the rules governing one and the other seem to have nothing in common. Just finish it, dear genetic quantum physicists and biologists (or whatever they are called, almost always without substantive adjectives) in discovery of the genetic map and, in turn, with the budgets of industrialized countries. But when they do, call a translator with pears and apples explain to me what is it that I have inherited this to enlist and illustrated below ( Of course, I'm calling because I learned inheritance anywhere and, when it became a habit for me, just as I discovered in my father, my mother or one of my uncles).

Form eating peanuts or "natural seed dispenser, grapes and walnuts."


how to clean and scratch the outer ear and even the middle ear or "grinder."



Skinning thumb because of nerves or putamadre putamadre putamadre "



Replace the screen with a fake smile face to the lower provocation or "aha, keeps telling me."



side always trying to sleep but to 10 minutes end always turned upside down.



Anyway. No doubt there are more interesting things to inherit, such as homes, yachts and bank accounts. However, most mortals who do not live in the west of Mexico City but elsewhere-known all by "the west" with the generic name and almost contemptuous of "the south" - will inherit only things of this type in all our lives. And we must learn to live with it and appreciate it.

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ancient heritage and the assholes The (Bonus Track)

Who told politicians who say "all Mexicans" is correct? Did not realize that the article "the" answers to noun "Mexican" and the article "the" the noun "Mexicans"? There is a gender-matching error, because even though it hurts, in the Castilian language was chosen as the male that must be used when referring to more than one genre. Show

humane treatment of women goes beyond euphemisms misused. It would be a better detail to fully investigate what happens in Ciudad Juárez. With "the dead and Juarez."

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Nomenclatures The many faces

Alberto, bureaucrat, legislator, walked to their respective chamber when he thought that was a good day to buy a lottery ticket. Detour his usual route a couple of blocks to go down the street that is between 5 May and 20 November. It should be called something like 15 of August, but no. Inexplicably, the street is called Lopez.

reached the corner where there was always an old lottery vendor whose name did not. The old man was. Instead, Bruno street sweeping. Then this conversation took place, which I reproduce as faithfully as my memory hit by alcohol can utter.

Needless to say ... a moment, if it goes without saying, then do not say. Here the conversation:

A: Hey, has not seen the lottery vendor who is always here?
B: What, the old man?
A: Do not tell your old man ... is ... is ... the elderly.
B: What? It is an old man.
A: You can say "young at heart" instead of old. So you're not derogatory.
B: Young at heart? What are you talking about? I think the first organ in your body work was the heart. In fact it is older than a dry old heart. And I'm not disparaging. The old eats at my house every day. What do you do for him besides not say old?
A: Well, this ... saw it or not?
B: No, but then came the blind, which also sells lottery.
A: Blind? Do not be disrespectful, tell better visual weak.
B: No, not weak visual. Is blind. And I said "fucking blind or anything.
A: Oh you if you hand ... who knows nothing of nomenclatures for people with special abilities ...
B: Special Abilities would look beyond the obvious, like Leon and his sword of omen, or running as Cheetara ...
A : What are you talking about?
B: What are you talking about? My father is lame and has no special ability. In fact can not read and walk in a wheelchair all day. Or they say special trainer or mobile throne for special people?
A: Do not be a clown.
B: You will not be a clown. Rev. believe that my father referred to the truck that hit him as the truck that made me the favor of granting special abilities? It seems to lose an arm, for example, instead of a disgrace this is a distinction to one destination.
A: Well it is a disgrace, but you still need to call people the right way.
B: You fucked me a little, sir. Look, rather than go looking for how to call bullshit blind, lame or maimed, work hard to achieve a Braille edition of the Official Journal of the Federation, for example, learns that the blind of how it must refer to itself and what it comes to paying tax.

Alberto Young retired, pensive, to continue to legislate. Bruno continued sweeping as the employee who is fucking.

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death.

Tan ..

So nothing. One of the things that humans have released more lies. Musings of a rational nature, strictly argumentantivo, with prayers of hope hidden behind dark and useless words. Santos e

bastards are terribly embraced the promise of a rear ground in time after time. Discussed with arguments that smack of fear and trembling teeth. Exploit desire to make the words fit, make sense, as if the argument of the existence of an afterlife for their lives today. And yes, they seem to do it.

But that death is looking for us to play with it only when we have abandoned attempts to understand just a trickle of her quilt. And in Mexico we had done for quite some time. Unfortunately

uncontrollable influences that rain from North America have penetrated our culture. Now the day of the dead has also become an excuse to get drunk after a disguise to help distract from the aesthetic shortcomings face betrays itself.

And little by little began to organize in Mexico too macabre costume parties, although they have an obscure origin in the Mexican culture, and although historians refuse to accept it-painfully are a legacy of generations of gringo idiots who arrived magically , university or college drunk with Budweiser.

And to mark the Day of the Dead, this blog offers some very simple costumes custom made of certain characters in public life . Costumes that could and should use only those for whom they were made. Here are some of them:

The first and easier to disguise. The teacher Elba Esther Gordillo. His costume is probably the most simple and realistic world



So when this woman at a party is not clear that "the doll Chuky evil", people start thinking, "Ah, then it is Chuky a great costume! " Another great costume

done so for Andrés Manuel López Obrador (and its obsolete form of always having something to complain about.) Made strictly for ... Himself!



costume is the legitimate president. In fact, in Mexico everyone who masquerades as the legitimate president, is disguised. Or not Calderon? For George W.

Bush left the guise of the biggest bastard in the world.



is simple. Consists of a small pin on his lapel.

And the pig cartens (even for discretion should lose weight. How to hold both a body of 250 kg and the phrase "Mexico is in crisis").



Rather than disguise, is a distinction of quality. Death

a happy day.
Sorry. Happy Day of the Dead.

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the imminence of the end of the world ( dramatization ) Predicted by Al Gore ( file photo), we have no choice but to try everything, businesses, nonprofit organizations, clubs, offices, families and personal relationships, etc., have a sustainable operation, both socially and ecologically .

This Herculean task is completely impossible. However, to create a secretion of endorphins brain known as peace of mind, we can take a number of simple tasks that, taken together, are converted into a way to delay the award and imminent, all human beings, a few minutes more normal life, before the arms begin to tear each other to eat.

A list of these simple tasks can be found on other blogs, it never in .

or if you read the link and came back broke it at first but the second time you came to this point and not the link broke it, we offer an innovative and simple way to help delay the end of the world.

We call (I'm using the royal "we", you know, "the editorial ..."): SUSTAINABLE DIET.

all know that non-biodegradable litter accumulation on the surface of the earth is one of the major environmental problems of the moment. What if we could help generáramos inorganic waste! Our solution is simple. Is a simple diet sui generis :

MILK DIET (Carton)


guava (cellophane wrap)


CHOCOLATE BAR (Wrapping paper)

NO CALORIE YOGURT
(plastic container with a lid of foil)


Every time you eat something that has a wrapper or container is not biodegradable, eat everything and container or wrapper. So when you go to the bathroom, you are generating colored shit that, ladies and gentlemen, is biodegradable!

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Dude, where is my breakfast?

The days here are dogs and usually, in my case (in my house), start with the smell of spit and a contradictory urge to defecate and eat at the same time. Food, pollution, employment and lifestyle are factors that influence comúnente bad start of the day.

Anyway, I always go to the rush and as I can, provided that is accompanied by a generous slice of fat and corbohidratos. But on Thursday I woke up with a revamped and more bloated belly than usual, so in my hurried way to work I decided to buy more nutritious breakfast. Orange juice and one sandwich, I thought.

The juices, which also sells sandwiches, was painfully withdrawn by poor sanitation truck. Only a small trace of orange seeds and fruit pulp unknown took his place on the sidewalk.

Fuck. Oxxo had to go to to get breakfast. I kept the idea of \u200b\u200bjuice and sandwich. I bought them, opened them, I ate them, and when I wanted to find out proudly the nutritional information of what he had to eat, I discovered what they said the fine print and I wondered, well, in English: "Dude, where's my breakfast?".





I kept thinking, who knows why, in "Being and Nothingness" by Sartre.

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Faster, stronger, more stupid. STAR WARS

ended the Olympic Games and are also games to finish "Paralympic" (a name which suggests that people with physical disabilities are considered "paranormal"). And one can not but watch TV and find other things that happen that are not sports (soap operas, dance competitions, etc..) And get very sad reality ashamed of the standard of entertainment in our country.

And although it may follow an event like this (click here) The truth is that emotion will not return until sports in two years, when starting the World Cup in South Africa.

Anyway. He was carefully watching the sports in which Mexico is, and I noticed a very special walking.

Anybody can explain what is this shit for sport?

First, it is a sport with rules very strange and complicated that no one abides. As seen in several shots into transmissions Beijing 2008 (when we say Beijing and Beijing began to say?), All competitors were "floating", that is, walking in a way that at times both feet are air. In other words, all cheated, but the judges who chose to admonish randomly or using criteria that were never clear. For an example of "float", see the next picture (obviously that will be winning the float).



Also, remember that the Olympic movement's motto is "Citius, Altius, Fortius", ie "FASTER, HIGHER, STRONGER" in Latin. And indeed, most of the gold medals are given to move faster, which reach higher or showing that they are stronger (or a combination of all three in the case of sports set). On the hike, however, wins the walking faster. Children first come to the table, but without running, wins the dessert. God, what a farce. Olympic

The march is equivalent to give himself a medal who run faster backwards, who crawl faster or who crossed the finish line first by "Yogi step." Moreover, there could be a medal different for each particular form of running or walking. This is a sport that could have been invented by this government office (click here) .

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space for my friends ... I say, special.

By the way ... or uncertain ...

My Star Wars post up ampul (which expression as graphic) on my relatives, acquaintances and even in my own family. All they want to say sorry. My intention was not to annoy or attack them, everything in this blog is written is fiction and empty verbiage. Including

perhaps this apology.

No, seriously, do not get angry. It was a joke. Do not let me speak as people did when I spoke ill of Melmac Alf. And to show peace, goodwill and desire for reconciliation, published this picture symbolizing the union of two peoples. What I tell people, worlds. What I say worlds, galaxies. Very far away galaxies.

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Lady, gentleman. Does your child have toys Brand on a shelf? "His brother gave him his niece Leia? "" Sssshhh, ghhhhhm, sssshhhh, ghhhh I'am your father "is the phrase most pronounced movie at home? Is there a trash can with the figure of a dwarf robot and no apparent function in your kitchen? We have the solution for that loved one who has probably already stopped caring.

Yes, unfortunately the people who lived her youth in the seventies still haunts our surroundings, drinking beers, going to the bars, flirting with our girls and working in our offices. Strange people who have not realized that the plot of Star Wars is too childish. People who failed to see that 2001, the Space Odyssey had much better special effects almost ten before the saga of Luke. People who refused to grow even though their bellies and bald cry freedom.

We have all known one of them. There's always one nearby, watching. Waiting for the slightest provocation to launch to make corrections on the names, gentile charges or the way the sword each of the characters from Star Wars. One speaks and suddenly, from behind the water jug, from within a container, from the trunk of a car, see these items. For

appreciation for all that we dream every night Leia, has launched a special edition of Star Wars. A compilation of the highlights of the show accompanied by comments from analysts, psychologists, psychiatrists, neurologists and hypnotists, which help to whoever is watching to see that everything that happens on screen is fiction.



Right. One look at this wonderful movie and go. Not one more appointment, no name, no toys, no movement, or recreations of scenes in public places. Nothing, the subject will be cured. Speak more than "Japan" that Star Wars Reygadas. Imagine.

Juan Rodolfo Gutierrez, Mexican businessman based in Chicago, it found. After seeing the movie John became a juvenile delinquent with serious self-esteem and mental trauma of Star Wars, in a single juvenile with serious self-esteem. IN-CRE-Í-BLE



Edwin McLoogan, famous for his impersonation of "The King" in Las Vegas, went from being a fat Elvis impersonator in his storm trooper version to be a fat Elvis impersonator . And although the transformation was a success, now tends to be confused with the other 765 Elvis is in each block in Vegas and income have been depleted by up to 87%



The fetish become poster ( yes, it has a poster of a back male in her room) Roberto Ruiz, ceased to be the male back tattooed with Star Wars figurines. Now back likes men as well, naked. And only once saw the movie ...



After a public screening of the film in the state of North Dakota, the Jedi Order of the entity, each year carried out a massive march for the protection of the rights of androids, now performs up Annual seeking the protection of the rights of their own children, who often lost during the previous hikes.



Finally, Rodrigo Gendarme, after having turned his car into a mockery of itself and its terrible mims and deviant desires dared to view this edition of the film. A year later, driving a normal car, got girlfriend (ok, not miracles this film) and has stopped trying to communicate with others through whistles. Now use the word.



The biggest advantage of this DVD is having the image of Darth Vader for the cover. In the previous edition, and just managed to get Eddie Vedder, but she was too successful. We'll see if gradually extinguishes this race that threatens to stay for so long that even have to restore the meaning the word "young."

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The other side of the mythology (literally)

There are many reasons to believe that the creator gods side, that is, no matter who created and the first species, but those who enjoyed "creating" things from what the first created, they had no Surgical trash to dispose of the remains of what they built. And is that the first surgical trash which is known dating from the era of human civilization, established forever (obviously) some time after the creation primitive-from conception Protogenes creationist any metaphysical system that makes sense.

me explain. The gods demiurges-called secondary or so in the idiosyncratic Greek-had fun creating alien species from which the primary gods were created. Since the beginning of time were made today we would call genetic experiments. And then thousands of deformed and stupid creatures began to populate the earth. Cosmic reasons that everyone ignores, these species disappeared and today can be found only in mythology books.

Let the sample. The mermaid, fantasy species with female torso and head, the tail of a fish. Sirens lived under water and the poor seduced Ulysses in their graves at sea. Here is a picture of one of them.



Another example is the Minotaur, torso and limbs of men, but bull-headed.



The centaur, the horse but quickly as intelligent as man, apparently took the best of the two species, as it retained the human brain and equine members (five!). The dream of every woman stereotypical.



Medusa. A haunting and wicked woman who had to feed mice to their hair follicles. The precursor of the "wet look".



Finally, the Sphinx. An Egyptian mythological creature had the body of lion and human head.



Now. Has anyone wondered what the hell did these divine scumbags with the remains of animals that mauled to create them? The theory is that your server for every beast of those who came to the books of mythology, there is a contrary species formed from the other halves which, for obvious reasons, did not mean a genetic success. This is the Ying-Yang of the creator gods.

I venture to illustrate, with my limited resources, how they had had these animals (if such entities can call them that). Needless to say, the images you see below are merely illustrative. (Did you hear, Maus? Not constitute a proof that extraterrestrial life exists. No, not even print these pictures and shake calling them "hard evidence").

The first half results from the loss of the siren. I presume that quickly died because he dared to walk the earth without having lungs. It will be drowned before completing the first ten steps:



The Taurhómino. Human head in a bull's body. Having no horns, has perished in its first confrontation with a bull search for the love of a cow.



The Anticentauro. Weak as a man, thick as a horse. It is believed that inspired the writer of the famous series "Ed." He could have died of anything, fool.



Antimedusa. A snake with human hair. Perhaps by the hair was tangled in some branches and was autoinmovilizada, ready to die clutches of a predator. If he had lived long enough, have appeared on the show of Australian snake hunter (also hunted crocodiles, but obviously just skipped class when they taught the technique to hunt stingrays).



Finally, Antiesfinge. Here in a baby picture, because I do not think may have reached adulthood if you learned to suck his fingers.



These eyesores could be called "mitoilógicos beings." But it lasted so little that they did not even mention.

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'RE BEING VERY UNGANDHI, MAN!

surveys returned to blog. In this case, a very reflective. And though the term citizen participation in vogue ( in vogue of all ) - was not particularly overwhelming, the votes we've received (I'm using the "royal we") will inevitably lead us to turn the blog into a blog of analytic philosophy.

In part I feel bad about returning to my roots and repeatedly denied, even in the name of this blog. But democracy is democracy, and although I do not believe in it (who vote for that democracy does not work?), Governs us authoritatively (..!).

But before I quit the blog of casual and glamorous start to delve into the next topic ("The notion of 'true sentence' from the perspective of Donald Davidson, a reflection), I write a last entry complaining about what I have fashionable these days to hate: advertising.

Have you ever seen the famous Gandhi bookstore billboards in the streets. Single, yellow marks. Such as:





For God. The hate and hate all the idiots who considered good. All designs are based on the stupid argument offend people to see if that buys me . You have to be stupid to try to sell books (or plants or telephones or shit) insulting people. At most one could get by selling self-help books feel bad for the consumer. Buy me out of anger.

Moreover, the attitude, spirit campaign feeds the idea that having certain cultures gives you the right to be arrogant. Cultivate intellectual arrogance (a concept that should be an oxymoron ).

But worst of all is that the drafted a person who works in an advertising agency. Brother, you're editor (or creative or you have put on your little card), what do you know about literature? Reading comics is not really read ... if the United States, would be saying "Dude!" but as I am in Mexico, I'll just say: "man!" Walter

Sobchack this guy would say: "Your'e beeing very un-Gandhi, man."

Anyway, I have the pleasure of even within the guild of publishers with colored tennis this campaign is increasingly seen as worse. And when it was most talked about, only ran for advertising awards. That is, those awards advertisers only (0.1% of the population) consider important.

If you ever get to this blog, editor of Gandhi, considered this proposal as an option:

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GIT!

Now that I have your attention ... Work

advertising makes you stupid.

spend half the day thinking of stupid things to people who think they understand them. And the other half complaining or regodeándote as just thinking. Everyone thinks they give anyone else the impression that they know what they are doing.

big business is to make it look random as planned (ie a bad joke that ends up in an advertising campaign that "answer" to a "strategy" to the "needs" of the client) or that plan is seen as hazardous (ie when "creatives" to "inspire" other ideas and campaigns that are calculated, "accidentally" inconveniently similar to other campaigns).

addition of becoming an idiot, you begin to see stupid videos instead of reading interesting books. Or to read books instead of watching stupid videos interesting. And if that were not enough, You forget how to spell it all day writing to your bosses and your bosses do not like to read. Do not know who Tolstoy. They think that Leibniz is a street one day when walking by Hannover and Leibniz discovered the street, I immediately thought that in Mexico there is also a street name. " And maybe tell a joke.
For advertising
acquire the habit of putting too many quotes, the belief that "good" is what makes you laugh and feel of real cold Kalos bullshit. Also

to be persuaded by false arguments. Or argumentative fallacies. Or word games like this.

And give in to the sword that has seen more ads than you. And his sword is only ad that has seen more than you. And it has new sneakers. Always. And you start to think it's a bad habit to write sentences too short. Or too long. Or many points.

And to begin to be afraid of the exclamation marks!

Anyway. To advertise, make announcements or in the worst case, to make announcements as you know, makes you stupid. Just go to a meeting of advertisers to attest to this. The longer you are there, are idiots. Therefore, while still working on this, the quality of this blog will continue to decrease steadily.

why I dedicate a haikus to my colleagues at work. Well, at least some of them.
(If you do not know what a haiku, den click here ).
(If you do not know who Shakespeare is or how he thought the past four centuries the concepts of all the campaigns that won the Cannes festival, den click here . Or buy a book.)

Thinking, say

of solitary masturbation sour. Hollow


medals that hang around his neck
headless. No talent



them ever shine there in the pocket.

Hugs, kisses
are given together.
They become fools.

Soon, if Benjamin agrees, will debut a blog who does not care to taste or market needs or customer. But only to our taste and our need to destroy them both. Here a preview: