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Dude, where is my breakfast?

The days here are dogs and usually, in my case (in my house), start with the smell of spit and a contradictory urge to defecate and eat at the same time. Food, pollution, employment and lifestyle are factors that influence comúnente bad start of the day.

Anyway, I always go to the rush and as I can, provided that is accompanied by a generous slice of fat and corbohidratos. But on Thursday I woke up with a revamped and more bloated belly than usual, so in my hurried way to work I decided to buy more nutritious breakfast. Orange juice and one sandwich, I thought.

The juices, which also sells sandwiches, was painfully withdrawn by poor sanitation truck. Only a small trace of orange seeds and fruit pulp unknown took his place on the sidewalk.

Fuck. Oxxo had to go to to get breakfast. I kept the idea of \u200b\u200bjuice and sandwich. I bought them, opened them, I ate them, and when I wanted to find out proudly the nutritional information of what he had to eat, I discovered what they said the fine print and I wondered, well, in English: "Dude, where's my breakfast?".





I kept thinking, who knows why, in "Being and Nothingness" by Sartre.

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Faster, stronger, more stupid. STAR WARS

ended the Olympic Games and are also games to finish "Paralympic" (a name which suggests that people with physical disabilities are considered "paranormal"). And one can not but watch TV and find other things that happen that are not sports (soap operas, dance competitions, etc..) And get very sad reality ashamed of the standard of entertainment in our country.

And although it may follow an event like this (click here) The truth is that emotion will not return until sports in two years, when starting the World Cup in South Africa.

Anyway. He was carefully watching the sports in which Mexico is, and I noticed a very special walking.

Anybody can explain what is this shit for sport?

First, it is a sport with rules very strange and complicated that no one abides. As seen in several shots into transmissions Beijing 2008 (when we say Beijing and Beijing began to say?), All competitors were "floating", that is, walking in a way that at times both feet are air. In other words, all cheated, but the judges who chose to admonish randomly or using criteria that were never clear. For an example of "float", see the next picture (obviously that will be winning the float).



Also, remember that the Olympic movement's motto is "Citius, Altius, Fortius", ie "FASTER, HIGHER, STRONGER" in Latin. And indeed, most of the gold medals are given to move faster, which reach higher or showing that they are stronger (or a combination of all three in the case of sports set). On the hike, however, wins the walking faster. Children first come to the table, but without running, wins the dessert. God, what a farce. Olympic

The march is equivalent to give himself a medal who run faster backwards, who crawl faster or who crossed the finish line first by "Yogi step." Moreover, there could be a medal different for each particular form of running or walking. This is a sport that could have been invented by this government office (click here) .

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space for my friends ... I say, special.

By the way ... or uncertain ...

My Star Wars post up ampul (which expression as graphic) on my relatives, acquaintances and even in my own family. All they want to say sorry. My intention was not to annoy or attack them, everything in this blog is written is fiction and empty verbiage. Including

perhaps this apology.

No, seriously, do not get angry. It was a joke. Do not let me speak as people did when I spoke ill of Melmac Alf. And to show peace, goodwill and desire for reconciliation, published this picture symbolizing the union of two peoples. What I tell people, worlds. What I say worlds, galaxies. Very far away galaxies.

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Lady, gentleman. Does your child have toys Brand on a shelf? "His brother gave him his niece Leia? "" Sssshhh, ghhhhhm, sssshhhh, ghhhh I'am your father "is the phrase most pronounced movie at home? Is there a trash can with the figure of a dwarf robot and no apparent function in your kitchen? We have the solution for that loved one who has probably already stopped caring.

Yes, unfortunately the people who lived her youth in the seventies still haunts our surroundings, drinking beers, going to the bars, flirting with our girls and working in our offices. Strange people who have not realized that the plot of Star Wars is too childish. People who failed to see that 2001, the Space Odyssey had much better special effects almost ten before the saga of Luke. People who refused to grow even though their bellies and bald cry freedom.

We have all known one of them. There's always one nearby, watching. Waiting for the slightest provocation to launch to make corrections on the names, gentile charges or the way the sword each of the characters from Star Wars. One speaks and suddenly, from behind the water jug, from within a container, from the trunk of a car, see these items. For

appreciation for all that we dream every night Leia, has launched a special edition of Star Wars. A compilation of the highlights of the show accompanied by comments from analysts, psychologists, psychiatrists, neurologists and hypnotists, which help to whoever is watching to see that everything that happens on screen is fiction.



Right. One look at this wonderful movie and go. Not one more appointment, no name, no toys, no movement, or recreations of scenes in public places. Nothing, the subject will be cured. Speak more than "Japan" that Star Wars Reygadas. Imagine.

Juan Rodolfo Gutierrez, Mexican businessman based in Chicago, it found. After seeing the movie John became a juvenile delinquent with serious self-esteem and mental trauma of Star Wars, in a single juvenile with serious self-esteem. IN-CRE-Í-BLE



Edwin McLoogan, famous for his impersonation of "The King" in Las Vegas, went from being a fat Elvis impersonator in his storm trooper version to be a fat Elvis impersonator . And although the transformation was a success, now tends to be confused with the other 765 Elvis is in each block in Vegas and income have been depleted by up to 87%



The fetish become poster ( yes, it has a poster of a back male in her room) Roberto Ruiz, ceased to be the male back tattooed with Star Wars figurines. Now back likes men as well, naked. And only once saw the movie ...



After a public screening of the film in the state of North Dakota, the Jedi Order of the entity, each year carried out a massive march for the protection of the rights of androids, now performs up Annual seeking the protection of the rights of their own children, who often lost during the previous hikes.



Finally, Rodrigo Gendarme, after having turned his car into a mockery of itself and its terrible mims and deviant desires dared to view this edition of the film. A year later, driving a normal car, got girlfriend (ok, not miracles this film) and has stopped trying to communicate with others through whistles. Now use the word.



The biggest advantage of this DVD is having the image of Darth Vader for the cover. In the previous edition, and just managed to get Eddie Vedder, but she was too successful. We'll see if gradually extinguishes this race that threatens to stay for so long that even have to restore the meaning the word "young."