Elegant always begin their stories with an appointment :
"The city authorities have waited two hours to gather enough people to break the Guinness World Record for the largest number of people kissing simultaneously.
"At least 39 000 surpassed the record 897 people that had the city of London, England, said Carlos Martinez, Guinness Record certifier. "
Yes, dear reader. The sensual stupidly Federal District, the capital of jarioso joke, now has a global brand that we envy Paris, Sodom and Gomorrah and the Amsterdam red light district.
people
39.897 kissing at the same time. Can you imagine how many couples have to kiss for a moment ... ...
is not an even number!
Lords. I'm stunned.
An odd number of people have broken the record for most people kissing simultaneously. This is only 3 possible explanations:
a) That one of the people present in the Zocalo at that time had two mouths and decided to go alone to participate. That is, to kiss itself.
b) That a person is kissing someone so ugly that, after careful analysis and a careful survey, it was impossible to determine whether indeed it was a person or not.
c) That Mr. Guinness has serious difficulties to accurately count. Regardless of the reason.
Well, either way, the record for us.
