APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO LEAVE FOR THE NIGHT WITH FRIENDS :-) 
APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO LEAVE FOR THE NIGHT WITH FRIENDS Name of husband: I request permission from the competent authority to go out with my friends during the following period: Time LIMIT: Date: Time of departure: Time of return: In case of permission, I promise on my honor to go only to places and times listed below also indicated. I promise not to flirt with any woman. In fact not address you any woman except for those indicated below. No switching off my mobile phone under any circumstances. Consume the amount of alcohol allowed and in case of risk to overcome the first call a taxi and then to you to request relevant additional permission. Accept that even getting the permission, my wife reserves the right not to speak to me and make my life impossible during the following week. Alcohol allowed (units): Points allowed: Women with which it is allowed to speak (eg, waitress): IMPORTANT - TOP-LESS CLAUSE: Notwithstanding the female contact permitted above, is absolutely forbidden to do with a naked woman or top-les . A violation of this clause justify immediate revocation of this and subsequent authorizations. I am aware of who wears the pants at home and I agree it's not me. I understand and assume the risk of non-compliance to the agreement, it could translate into a fortune on flowers and gifts varied. In that case, the wife grantor reserves the right to use my credit card at will. Additionally promise her to a concert / theater of your choice if I am delayed more than a minute over the arrival time indicated. When I arrived home, I promise not to urinate more than in the bathroom and take care not to wake me and miss you my fetid breath on his neck. I do not behave like a "bloody drunk." I declare that, in my humble opinion (not comparable with that of my wife), all data in this application are true signature of the Husband: Request: APPROVED DENIED This decision is irrevocable. If approved, cut permission by the dotted line and take him everywhere. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Permit for my husband's night out during the period: Date: Check Out: Check in: Signature of Wife: APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO LEAVE THE DAY OR NIGHT WITH FRIENDS Name of husband: YOU NOTICE THAT I'M WITH FRIENDS . Any problem? Name and signature of spouse: _______________________________ PD 1 .- If you do not arrive on time for dinner, you give the kids a snack, pick up the dishes and turn off the lights. PD 2 .- Do not be screwing around on the phone, if no answer is because I turned it off. If I have a problem or not I reach for the account I'm talking about. OK?
APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO LEAVE FOR THE NIGHT WITH FRIENDS Name of husband: I request permission from the competent authority to go out with my friends during the following period: Time LIMIT: Date: Time of departure: Time of return: In case of permission, I promise on my honor to go only to places and times listed below also indicated. I promise not to flirt with any woman. In fact not address you any woman except for those indicated below. No switching off my mobile phone under any circumstances. Consume the amount of alcohol allowed and in case of risk to overcome the first call a taxi and then to you to request relevant additional permission. Accept that even getting the permission, my wife reserves the right not to speak to me and make my life impossible during the following week. Alcohol allowed (units): Points allowed: Women with which it is allowed to speak (eg, waitress): IMPORTANT - TOP-LESS CLAUSE: Notwithstanding the female contact permitted above, is absolutely forbidden to do with a naked woman or top-les . A violation of this clause justify immediate revocation of this and subsequent authorizations. I am aware of who wears the pants at home and I agree it's not me. I understand and assume the risk of non-compliance to the agreement, it could translate into a fortune on flowers and gifts varied. In that case, the wife grantor reserves the right to use my credit card at will. Additionally promise her to a concert / theater of your choice if I am delayed more than a minute over the arrival time indicated. When I arrived home, I promise not to urinate more than in the bathroom and take care not to wake me and miss you my fetid breath on his neck. I do not behave like a "bloody drunk." I declare that, in my humble opinion (not comparable with that of my wife), all data in this application are true signature of the Husband: Request: APPROVED DENIED This decision is irrevocable. If approved, cut permission by the dotted line and take him everywhere. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Permit for my husband's night out during the period: Date: Check Out: Check in: Signature of Wife: APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO LEAVE THE DAY OR NIGHT WITH FRIENDS Name of husband: YOU NOTICE THAT I'M WITH FRIENDS . Any problem? Name and signature of spouse: _______________________________ PD 1 .- If you do not arrive on time for dinner, you give the kids a snack, pick up the dishes and turn off the lights. PD 2 .- Do not be screwing around on the phone, if no answer is because I turned it off. If I have a problem or not I reach for the account I'm talking about. OK? 
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