is clear that the world is coming to an end ( dramatization.) According to the Maya, we've got something like 3 years to write in a tree, having a book and plant a son preference in Giselle Bundchen. According to Al Gore we are 14 minutes, according to Maus, only to rush to build apartments on Mars. Stephen Hawking is calm, or so it seems when she saw it because it has a portal to another dimension in the third drawer of his bedside table. And followers Nostradamus have started a hate campaign against Obama, to prevent the black case that will unify the world a few minutes before the end.
Outside of these interesting and contradictory theories, the truth is we do not know when it will end the suffering in reality, the only thing left to do as well resign ourselves and wait for the leg between the lines, is to prevent any of the following events take place. It is ironic that, according to several scientists from different latitudes, could alter the eternal evolution of the times and places with dire consequences and binding in the present order of things (or cosmos, as it was known in Greece). Present a brief summary of the ... Theory
completion of the world through five seemingly insignificant ironies.
If you intend not to be the direct fault of the end of the world, please:
a) Avoid at all costs, the head of a Franchise Consulting shake hands with the head of a Franchise Consultants (Ref. Chicken) .
b) Prevent a drag queen look at pornography for males.
c) Avoid at all costs for the word "Google" on "Google."
d) Avoid putting the refrigerator a microwave oven on.
e) Avoid taking a laxative dissolved Imodium.
And now I finish writing this, I think that another reason the order could be publishing these ironies secret, so I keep them around for me and the scientists who came to them.
(I get up from the computer, get a friend)
FRIEND: What are you doing?
I: Writing something that should never be published.
(I go to the bathroom, my friend came up to see what I wrote. I leave the bathroom, he has his hand on the mouse ...)
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