Alberto, bureaucrat, legislator, walked to their respective chamber when he thought that was a good day to buy a lottery ticket. Detour his usual route a couple of blocks to go down the street that is between 5 May and 20 November. It should be called something like 15 of August, but no. Inexplicably, the street is called Lopez.
reached the corner where there was always an old lottery vendor whose name did not. The old man was. Instead, Bruno street sweeping. Then this conversation took place, which I reproduce as faithfully as my memory hit by alcohol can utter.
Needless to say ... a moment, if it goes without saying, then do not say. Here the conversation:
A: Hey, has not seen the lottery vendor who is always here?
B: What, the old man?
A: Do not tell your old man ... is ... is ... the elderly.
B: What? It is an old man.
A: You can say "young at heart" instead of old. So you're not derogatory.
B: Young at heart? What are you talking about? I think the first organ in your body work was the heart. In fact it is older than a dry old heart. And I'm not disparaging. The old eats at my house every day. What do you do for him besides not say old?
A: Well, this ... saw it or not?
B: No, but then came the blind, which also sells lottery.
A: Blind? Do not be disrespectful, tell better visual weak.
B: No, not weak visual. Is blind. And I said "fucking blind or anything.
A: Oh you if you hand ... who knows nothing of nomenclatures for people with special abilities ...
B: Special Abilities would look beyond the obvious, like Leon and his sword of omen, or running as Cheetara ...
A : What are you talking about?
B: What are you talking about? My father is lame and has no special ability. In fact can not read and walk in a wheelchair all day. Or they say special trainer or mobile throne for special people?
A: Do not be a clown.
B: You will not be a clown. Rev. believe that my father referred to the truck that hit him as the truck that made me the favor of granting special abilities? It seems to lose an arm, for example, instead of a disgrace this is a distinction to one destination.
A: Well it is a disgrace, but you still need to call people the right way.
B: You fucked me a little, sir. Look, rather than go looking for how to call bullshit blind, lame or maimed, work hard to achieve a Braille edition of the Official Journal of the Federation, for example, learns that the blind of how it must refer to itself and what it comes to paying tax.
Alberto Young retired, pensive, to continue to legislate. Bruno continued sweeping as the employee who is fucking.
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